Well this has been recommended several times, as if I have a better chance of finding someone if I become part of a minority and try the same sex. That doesn't even make mathematical sense!
Whilst I have friends who are experts in muff diving it's never been a sport I was willing to take up. The whole idea of diving is enough to put me off for life. I may like forests but I hate caves, they're wet, dark with fuzzy moss on the walls, now why would I want to put my face in it and start licking the walls.
I guess I do like fish!
It's not just the sex its the fact that I would then have to spend more time with another female. I spend everyday with me and it's hell. I admire lesbians for the ability to stay in a relationship with another woman knowing that we are horrible horrible people. After years of repression our ability to silently plot and hold onto the tiniest wrong doing is ... well awesome! I'm not even sure if my own self esteem could handle it. I mean what if she was thinner than me, had bigger breasts and smaller thighs? I might as well glue cosmo to my face and have ice-cream and anti-depressants pumped into my veins.
At least with a guy no matter how hot he is I can be comforted that I will always look better naked. Let's face it the penis was a cruel trick played on man to teach him humility and for women's convenience of being able to physically pull it off when necessary. It's just not very pretty, if god moulded man in his own image then the devil found a way to fudge with it!
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